American Dad Quotes – Roger Smith Orders Breakfast

From the episode “Merlot Down Dirty Shame.” Roger and Franiel are on a wine tour and stop at a restaurant for breakfast. The waiter asks Roger what he would like to order. Via American Dad Wiki. I miss Paul Lynde.

Breakfast Haus waiter: Y’all have enough time?

Roger: I’ll have two eggs – one over easy, one over medium – three sausage links; a cup of cottage with a drizzle of honey; a fruit cup – unless it’s mostly honeydew melon, in which case skip it and make it half a grapefruit – a glass of whole milk over ice and a side of toast barely browned – closer to bread than toast, I’m not joking – with as many local jams as you have in stock… Oh, and a Bloody Mary.

Breakfast Haus waiter: We don’t serve alcohol.

Additional links:
Paul Lynde – Wikipedia