Pry Those Kinder Eggs From His Cold Dead Hands

Thank God these monsters were apprehended and are no longer roaming American streets. (pic via Wiki)

“The two men say border guards searched their car and said the eggs are illegal in the United States because young children could choke on the small plastic toys.”

In parallel, anyone interested in sanity and/or liberty is already choking. (From last year.)

Kinder Egg Ban: Brandon Loo, Christopher Sweeney Stopped At Border For Possessing Illegal Chocolate Candy: SEATTLE (AP) — Two Seattle men say they spent more than two hours in a detention center at the Canadian border after U.S. border agents discovered illegal chocolate eggs in their car.

Brandon Loo and Christopher Sweeney told KOMO-TV they decided to bring home some treats for friends and family during a recent trip to Vancouver, British Columbia. They bought Kinder Eggs — chocolate eggs with a toy inside.

The two men say border guards searched their car and said the eggs are illegal in the United States because young children could choke on the small plastic toys. Importing them can lead to a potentially hefty fine.

Related links:
Is This Really What It’s Come To? Kinder Surprise Edition
CBP Reminds Travelers Kinder Chocolate Eggs May Not be Imported
Thank goodness the authorities have busted these hardened front-yard garden criminals